Posts tagged dead
Posts tagged dead
I just realized that this movie is about a kid who has a dead mom and tries to bring her back through human transmutation, but fails, and creates a homunculus
it’s really hard to focus when romney keeps looking at obama like he wants to fuck him
there are animals called dikdiks
no pronounced xylophone
Wherein it only takes one person editing the wiki page long enough to get a screenshot to confuse 70 000+ people.
This got me into a crescendo of laughter, where I just started out with a quiet chuckle that grew and grew into ugly, roaring guffaws.
where can I uninstall my period
you need to install “fertilized egg” first
don’t you know that shit will damage your hardware
fuck that noise
dude i was told that was actually malware
shit takes like nine months to process and even then you gotta take it to a PC doctor to uninstall it
funnily enough I’ve heard that a trojan can stop it from auto-installing
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“ME-DAMMIT, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
LOL God, the ultimate shipper
“UGH THEY ARE SO PERFECT TOGETHER!”
Jesus: Not this again Dad, come on!
God: MY FEEEEEELS
God: Hey, hey, did you read my fic yet? I didn’t see any comments!
Lucifer: Uh, kind of busy right now?
God: …this is why I kicked your ass out of heaven.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.
Reblogging for the comment
How old are you?
How long have you been ten?
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN
Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.
“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”
The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path.
“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.
“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.
Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.
Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.
“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.
“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.
Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.
“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.
Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.
He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”
Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.
Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”
The Second Renaissance
One of my favorite animated movies of all time.
It’s a tale of what would happen once Robots had become human enough to have rights, emotions, and jobs. It is honestly one of the most beautifully illustrated visions of how we would react to a robot finally showing emotion, and violent emotion at that. If you have not seen the film yet, I urge you to watch it, it is animated to a quality that Miyazaki could only dream of. The story is both sad and gruesome enough to make you really think about what could actually happen in 30 years time. Leading up to the inevitable, the brutal destruction, and end of mankind.
Personally, I find this extremely eye opening, and a film you need to see before you die. Nothing will make you think, or scare you more than this.
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